Men, I don’t know how many times I’ve hinted at it, but today I’m going to say it straight out. You have to pay attention to your wives and girlfriends, giving them all the sexual attention they need. If you don’t, I’m going to do my best to make sure they end up doing an x-rated video for Hometown Smut. And this goes double is your significant other is an amateur hottie like Sheila. I don’t think I can explain it any simpler than that.

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